Showing posts with label Economy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Economy. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Extended Warranties - How Can You Lose?

Let's face it - quality ain't what it used to be. Time was, you could expect to hand a transistor radio down to your kids. Nowadays, you'll be lucky if your newfangled laptop computer lasts until it becomes obsolete.

So when fine merchandisers such as CompUSA and The Sharper Image offer to DOUBLE the length of your warranty for a mere 20% of the purchase price, jump at the chance. You're not just insuring that your new acquisition will outlast you - you're buying peace of mind.

And that's money in the bank. Figuratively speaking.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Leona Helmsly Had It Right

Taxes ARE for little people. Didn't Wesley Snipes prove it once and for all?

Don't pay 'em. What are they gonna do? Lock you up?

Gee, Your Hair Tastes Terrific

Use food to create, fun, sexy temporary hair color!

“Mmmm, is that ketchup I smell & WOW, who’s that stunning redhead over there?”

Girls, you’ll have to beat them off with a stick!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Turn That Downturn Upside Down!

You see it in the newspaper, you hear it on the radio and watch it on TV: it seems everybody and their brother is talking about the amazing deals on vacation getaways!

Now is the time to quit your job and take advantage of adventure.

Bonus Tip: Your 401K is just sitting there doing nothing. Use it for an upgrade on the flight!