Taking care of the kids can be exhausting work. A break now and then sure does sound good. But babysitters are so expensive and after last time, Grandma refuses to take them. Don't get too glum, we've got a solution!
Did you know that Child Protective Services (CPS) will watch your kids for you - FOR FREE?
Whether it's a night on the town or a week in Bermuda, a well placed "anonymous" call is all it takes and you're on your way to some well-deserved 'me' time.
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Showing posts with label Maple Syrup. Show all posts
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Detox - the Master Cleanse Way
Your body is crawling with toxins: pesticides, hormones, prescription drugs, fertilizers, heavy metals, Richard Simmons and more. Much more.
Fortunately, there is a simple remedy: the Master Cleanse. Switch to a diet of lemonade, maple syrup, water and cayenne pepper.* Give it ten days, and the toxins will be driven from your system. Along with your significant others.
Let's face it: if it's good enough for Gwyneth Paltrow, it's good enough for you, pally.
* As Dave Barry might say, if he were still alive**: "I am not making this up!"
** We are aware that Dave Barry is still, technically, alive.***
*** You're right: "Dave Barry is still, technically, alive" would be a good name for a rock band.
Fortunately, there is a simple remedy: the Master Cleanse. Switch to a diet of lemonade, maple syrup, water and cayenne pepper.* Give it ten days, and the toxins will be driven from your system. Along with your significant others.
Let's face it: if it's good enough for Gwyneth Paltrow, it's good enough for you, pally.
* As Dave Barry might say, if he were still alive**: "I am not making this up!"
** We are aware that Dave Barry is still, technically, alive.***
*** You're right: "Dave Barry is still, technically, alive" would be a good name for a rock band.
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