Affordable Childcare

Taking care of the kids can be exhausting work. A break now and then sure does sound good. But babysitters are so expensive and after last time, Grandma refuses to take them. Don't get too glum, we've got a solution!

Did you know that Child Protective Services (CPS) will watch your kids for you - FOR FREE?

Whether it's a night on the town or a week in Bermuda, a well placed "anonymous" call is all it takes and you're on your way to some well-deserved 'me' time.

Why Wait for New Year's Eve?

Everybody likes to be kissed.

Nobody (except Joe Francis) gets enough kisses.

So do a good deed: walk up to a stranger and lay a big sloppy kiss on 'em - right on the lips. Do it on the bus. At McDonalds. Outside City Hall. In the Self Help section of Barnes & Noble. At the DMV.

Warning: do not attempt to kiss Pam Grier, Rosey Grier, Rosie Perez, Perez Hilton or Hilton Valentine.