Forward To All Your Friends!!!1!!

Go ahead - send that message to everyone in your address book!!!

Sure, it seems unlikely that Microsoft will send you $1,000 just for forwarding an email, but it could be true. And what if the sodium lauryl sulfate in your shampoo really is killing you? Starbucks is a 9/11 profiteer? Andy Kaufman is alive? Wouldn't you want everyone to know?

What do you have to lose?

It's not like there's an easy way to figure out whether it's a hoax.

Extended Warranties - How Can You Lose?

Let's face it - quality ain't what it used to be. Time was, you could expect to hand a transistor radio down to your kids. Nowadays, you'll be lucky if your newfangled laptop computer lasts until it becomes obsolete.

So when fine merchandisers such as CompUSA and The Sharper Image offer to DOUBLE the length of your warranty for a mere 20% of the purchase price, jump at the chance. You're not just insuring that your new acquisition will outlast you - you're buying peace of mind.

And that's money in the bank. Figuratively speaking.

This Seems Self Evident, But...

Of course you should wait. He's going to leave his wife, it's just a matter of getting the timing right.

Leona Helmsly Had It Right

Taxes ARE for little people. Didn't Wesley Snipes prove it once and for all?

Don't pay 'em. What are they gonna do? Lock you up?