Forward To All Your Friends!!!1!!

Go ahead - send that message to everyone in your address book!!!

Sure, it seems unlikely that Microsoft will send you $1,000 just for forwarding an email, but it could be true. And what if the sodium lauryl sulfate in your shampoo really is killing you? Starbucks is a 9/11 profiteer? Andy Kaufman is alive? Wouldn't you want everyone to know?

What do you have to lose?

It's not like there's an easy way to figure out whether it's a hoax.

Why Wait for New Year's Eve?

Everybody likes to be kissed.

Nobody (except Joe Francis) gets enough kisses.

So do a good deed: walk up to a stranger and lay a big sloppy kiss on 'em - right on the lips. Do it on the bus. At McDonalds. Outside City Hall. In the Self Help section of Barnes & Noble. At the DMV.

Warning: do not attempt to kiss Pam Grier, Rosey Grier, Rosie Perez, Perez Hilton or Hilton Valentine.