Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Why Wait for New Year's Eve?

Everybody likes to be kissed.

Nobody (except Joe Francis) gets enough kisses.

So do a good deed: walk up to a stranger and lay a big sloppy kiss on 'em - right on the lips. Do it on the bus. At McDonalds. Outside City Hall. In the Self Help section of Barnes & Noble. At the DMV.

Warning: do not attempt to kiss Pam Grier, Rosey Grier, Rosie Perez, Perez Hilton or Hilton Valentine.

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